Day Zero: Delhi
We got down from our train to Delhi from Hyderabad and after a little argument we checked into a hotel near the station to take bath. After a couple of hours we headed back to the station from where the trekking organizers were to pick us up for our next stop. After lunch, at ridiculous prices in a little restaurant, we boarded the bus which was to take us to the base camp. Saw the excited faces of all my fellow trekkers in the bus. For dinner, the bus stopped at a posh-looking resto and we hogged at the free buffet.
Day One: Camp ChhakiIt's 10:15 in the night and I'm trying hard to sleep in this strange sleeping bag that has been provided while the people in the other tents are fighting over antakshari. For once in my life I'm cursing myself for not being deaf.The day had started when i woke up in my seat in the vintage bus. The scenes outside were breathtaking, the river flowing at full sped, high-rising mountains, apricot trees, snow-capped mountains and the faces of my sleep-deprived friends.
We got down for a small break - some had to empty their bladders while others had to have their morning round of caffeine. The view that greeted us at the back of the coffee shop was one to savor; the river flowing in between the huge mountains gave us a glimpse of what this place would offer us in the coming few days.
We finally reached the base camp after an arduous journey of 19 hours. It was tiresome to say the least. As soon we entered the base camp multi-colored tents greeted us. I was excited, only till they pointed out the loo - a tent as well. As soon as i occupied my tent i rushed to the loo, wearing my bunny slippers and a towel, to relieve myself of the immense pressure that had been building up. It was muddy and my white woolly bunny slippers immediately changed color to brown. Laughing to myself i ventured into one of the three little tents. It was slippery, swear to lord it was but i somehow managed to enter unscathed. Finished my job and stepped outside. THUD! No points for guessing what happened.

A little scan revealed nobody was watching me. Encouraged, i got up as fast as i could, ran away only to find there was mud all over my slippers, towel and me. My first tantrum of the tour - 'I miss my bloody hostel, i miss the bloody bathrooms in it, i want to go BACK!'. Oh almighty, if i had ever complained about the bathrooms being smelly, i take back, will not complain ever again, EVER. Home. After a while i regained my senses and ate my breakfast. Shared my tragic experience with G causing her to shed tears - out of laughter. So much for humanity. The paranthas being served at breakfast cheered me up. I forgot my little fiasco and gulped down four of them...with butter.
We were taken to the site of repelling reaching which was tiring in itself. Repelling was fun

though i got scared for my life during the starting few minutes. The walk back, down hill, was casual and easy. I was walking down with extra energy. THUD! Tsshhh..Tsshhh..Tsshhh! Yayy, i fell down again. Curse my luck, my dad's
Ray-Ban was happily rotating on a rock and finally rested after god knows how many scratches. This time i couldn't escape from anyone's gaze. Learned my first moral - 'Fate is never without a sense of irony'.
Person 1: you fine?
Me: me fine, thank you.
Person 2: fine?
Me: yes buddy.
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Person n: you okay?
Me: Holy *%$&, Mother of all &@**(&^, Thundering %##$@!
Person n+1: fine?
Me: Oh great, you saw me too?

Returned to base camp and had a great lunch, hogged on paranthas again. Slept for a while and again started for our next adventure hoping this time i wouldn't add any adventure to it from my own side. God must have listened. We went to the river, a place where the current was fast. We were supposed to cross the river using the monkey crawling technique. The river looked exotic - white water. The guide gave us instructions on how to pull ourselves over the rope using the pulley. Everybody was doing it swiftly but G warned me that it
would be tough for fat people. The warning, as always in my
case, fell on deaf ears. My turn came; i was tied to the rope and i started pulling myself. An advice - all fat people, monkey crawling ain't made for us. Dear readers, i wouldn't expand more on that subject. After the eye-opening experience G, S & me removed our shoes and entered the water. The cold gushing water felt great. Spent a lot of time there and started back to our camp. On the way G pointed out to some of the fruits growing on road side and said they would taste great. Ate them skeptically only to agree with her. Back at the camp dinner was served and i had the best gulab jamun i ever ate in my life. Had a nice conversation with G, one of the wonderful many i have these days with her.
Finally the singing has stopped and I'm slipping into my sleeping bag. Hope there are no surprises waiting in it for me. I feel something slimy inside!
Day Two: Camp Rumzu11:35 AM: Reached Camp one, situated in a village called Rumzu, at a height of 6000ft. The trek was long and hard; waled on mud, gravel, slippery rocks, pointed rocks, dried up streams, fresh flowers and mule shit.

We were advised not to disturb the local people much and not to enter their temples. Banned for us.
Last night, i kept on getting images about me falling from hills, mountains, valleys, rocks. Guess, I'm developing a phobia for heights especially after i realized the grip underneath my shoes is coming off in layers. Prayed to almighty, "Oh dear lord, i want to survive till my first honeymoon at least." Not an atheist anymore! Chilly winds had woken me up at 4am. Cursed myself for not wearing a sweater as the sleeping bag was open at the neck and my

chest was taking the brunt of the chill. The genius in me tried to put both hands inside the bag. It failed and how. I suddenly found myself stuck hopelessly inside. After a few minutes of struggle and aching arms i freed myself. The houdini act! Slept again.
Had woken up at 7am. Cold water, 'Why the #$%@ didn't i bring toilet paper!' With great difficulty i put my hand under the pipe, brushing my teeth now. No bath for 10 days, at least had to wash my face properly. Oh to hell with it, i got my deo.

A splash of water, a micro ounce of soap and i finished my morning ablutions. 'Breakfast, here i come.' Put on my best dress, my
Ray-Ban and flaunted it all in front of G & S. Excited, we started for our first trek uphill.
10:15 PM: My pen is refusing to write and the singers at the diminishing bonfire are refusing to sleep. People enjoyed singing around the fire while i was observing them from a distance.

Taking warmth from the fire in the cold weather felt great. Amused myself by trying to guess the nature and personality of each and every member of the group - rich kid, bored wife, pampered brat etc etc. Stupid, me.
Today was less adventurous and more romantic compared to yesterday. The scenery, G, S & me discovered, a little away from the camp-site was out of this world. Watching it from under an umbrella in the rain made it look even more beautiful. Thought to myself i could spend the entire day here itself.

In the evening, we went out to collect firewood from the village, the walk led us to more beautiful valleys and flowing water. There at a distance we saw a majestic mountain covered with snow, wished it was our ultimate destination. When the guide confirmed this my joy new no bounds, imagined myself walking and playing in the snow. Smiled. We were greeted back with tomato soup. G, S & me sat with the soup cups in our hands at the place we discovered in the morning. Watching the huge mountains brought up my senses like no other scene would. It

was the best soup i ever tasted.
Day Three: Camp 2, Middle of a JungleHad a nice sleep yesterday night though i had slept with a headache attributed to altitude sickness. Woke up fresh to hot coffee, tasty vadas and half-cooked idlis. Dad would be bewildered to see me waking up so early each day. Started on our trek for camp 2,

hoping it would be as simple as yesterday's but when have outcomes ever met expectations. It was the most difficult physical task i had ever done; the climb was steep, long and gruesome.
The first few minutes of the trek was indicative of what was going to come. As the trek progressed, so did the the slope. Every calories of the breakfast got burnt and each step seemed to be the last of my life. The only motivation was the fact that I'm burning some fat. We entered a jungle and the sight of lush green everywhere pushed me on. Tall trees, weird flowers and strange insects. Just when i thought i wouldn't be able to move any longer a nice surprise greeted us; nowhere in the middle of the

jungle a chinki put shop selling cold drinks, chocolates, gum, omelet, noodles etc etc. We couldn't ask for more. hogged on a couple of drinks and a couple of kit-kats. Refreshed, we resumed our strenuous task. After exactly four hours of the exasperating trek we reached camp2, located on a beautiful grassland, full of mule shit but surrounded by mountains on one side and tall beautiful trees on the other with a stream flowing in the middle of it.
After lunch, everybody headed back to their tents and for the first time S & me shared a tent with the rest of the hyderabadi gang. There was laughter every moment and my already aching stomach muscles had a tough time moving in and out. We played cards. After a while we three snobs ventured into the forest. We used S's compass to check out the direction of the camp-site so that we wouldn't get lost if go deep into the forest. Forest was full of strange shrubs and insects. It felt serene. Took some great shots for my standards. The jungle was full of strange calls and the worst crow caw i had ever heard. As soon as i had thought in my mind i heard
tup sound on back. Me: 'Hey G i heard a sound behind my back, check out my jacket if something fell on it'. G: 'He he he he heeee, bird shit!'. Me: '#$%#$%#$$% birds'
All the guys started playing volleyball while i sat at the fireplace. Till today i thought my ultimate destination was the snow point but today i realized this journey is more than enough for my senses to be satisfied. Dinner was served early. Watching vapour coming out of our mouths excited me and reminded me how cold it would get in the night. Right now i'm in my tent, rain pouring heavily outside and me shivering inside. Gloves, socks, sweater, jacket, monkey cap - life's amazing here.
Day Four: Camp 3, In the Clouds

After four days and three nights i finally decided it's time to change my inners. No, I'm not disgusting, i at least changed; camp leader at the base camp suggested not to take any spare inners at all so that our luggage would be light and trekking wouldn't be hard as a result. Decided not to near him again or any other camp leader for that matter. Still no bath.
Himalayas.

Washed my hair with soap, felt fresh. Had pav-bhaji for breakfast, wasn't impressed. We were informed that today's trek would be much more arduous. Crying, i started on the trek. The initial half-hour is always hard as the blood flow has to pick up pace in that period, once the blood is in full flow it wouldn't be that hard. Intermittent breaks helped and i found a nice staff to help me climb better. Started walking as if i was Gandalf the wizard minus the charisma of course.
Panting and tired we reached camp 3. It was cold and the Himalayan range looked closer than ever. Clouds were just hovering above us. The entire setting looked out of this world. Suddenly, the clouds which were at a distance started towards us and before we realized we were in the clouds. My first

in-the-clouds experience.It started raining and we ran into our tents. Again the laughter and cards. Lunch wasn't great but coffee was. Took rest for a while and then we went to collect firewood; Some collected huge logs and others lots of figs while some just swung their hands (no points for guessing who).
While everybody was trying to light up the damp firewood G & me, on my insistence, went to explore the surroundings, especially the stream that was flowing near the camp.

It was clear but suddenly the clouds were there wetting us. It couldn't be any better...flowing water, blooming flowers, colorful lichens, shapely rocks. It started raining and G went back to the camp while i stayed back observing things from under my umbrella. Again became a nature photographer. Solitude seldom brings peace to the mind, but this solitude was different. I was at peace with everything, i wasn't worrying about anything in this world. I just kept admiring nature, in its best form.
Hot mushroom was being served in the drizzle when i returned to the camp, had at least five servings of it. Hot soup, in the clouds, at 10000 ft, in front of bonfire.
Bliss. It started raining heavily and G shouted, "Look it's a hail storm!". It was indeed raining hail - again a first for me. Tried standing in the middle for a while but the wind and rain got too much for me and i ran into my tent. I declared to my lazing friends inside that it's a hail storm.